Blindfolded vacuuming

In our current family breakdown, I am the only female in the house. Most of the time, that is fine. In the words of my sister, It is what it is.

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But every now and again I am fully aware that I am the only female in a male dominated world. They, especially the teenaged one, challenge my sense of what is right in the world.

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Today Jarrett was vacuuming. He consistently does a lousy job. In our house of ceramic tile, it is not like the stuff is hidden - it is sitting right there easily seen on the light colored tile especially the tumbleweeds of dog hair the size of a large puppy. How can he NOT see that?

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I have discovered the answer. He is not looking. It is as if he is playing a videogame of Blindfolded Vacuuming because if you are caught looking where you are pointing said vacuum you could be attacked by Vacuum Zombies. And lose your health bars. Do it enough and you are dead.

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That explains everything.